The Web's Largest List of Pet Peeves (things that annoy you)
Utility/Cable service people that don't show up on time.
When someone is giving a speech in class and they won't stop looking at you as they speak.
A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll
Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section.
People who don't move to the back of the bus when there is plenty of room to do so.
People who write on dirty car windshields
When shirts shrink in the dryer.
When you are trying to wax something, and you pull hard but nothing comes off and yet you still feel the pain.
Cussing in public, especially in front of senior citizens.
People who don't hold the elevator for you.
When you're trying to walk in the mall and there's a kiosk and they hound you to try their cell phone service or whatever.
People that say they don't like a certain food before they try it, and refuse to eat it .
People abbreviating words when they speak.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Making me talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never actually met when i call you on the phone, saying something like, "oh here - talk to [---]".
Used grocery bags that aren't folded correctly.
Pieces of fat on meat.
Companies that outsource their customer service to India, but then those support reps don't have full access to all the needed info, so eventually they transfer you back to a manager in the US to deal with it.
Water stains on the cutlery (from the dishwasher).
Cracking your knuckles.
People who tell you "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" And when you do try it and it sucks.
Drivers who drive slow in the left lane.
People who eat while talking on the phone to me.
People that fart in public.
People who invade my seat space, like on airplanes or in movie theaters.
People that make tons and tons of noise while working out.
Women who are obviously bottle blondes who still blame their stupidity on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m having a blonde moment!”
People/kids who tap their pencil during a test.
Sneezing in your hand and shaking someone's hand afterward.
Kids with baggy pants hangin below their ass.
People who always look to start a fight.
When a utility sends you a letter about a rate increase that opens with: "In order to serve you better."
People who spit when they talk.
When men you don't know very well at all assume it is okay to call you "hun" or "babe."
When people bite their nails in the dead of silence and you hear them eating it.
Water running while brushing teeth.
Women who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.
People who finish my sentences for you.
People who constantly sniffle.
People who interrupt you to correct your grammar/speech, paying no attention to the point you are trying to make.
People who make up words.
Tangled phone cords.
Using a napkin for eating messy food & leaving it on the table throughout the meal
When people say "you and I" when it should be "you and me".
When the string on the hood of your sweatshirt goes inside the hood.
People trying to enter an elevator when people IN the elevator haven't left yet.
When you have to go to the bathroom really bad after getting out of the shower and you don't dry off all the way, making the toilet seat all slippery.
People who are always negative.
If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
Driveways that make cars bottom out.
People who assume far too much.
An unmade bed.
Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
People that realize that a lane of traffic is backed up so they go into the next lane over because it is moving quicker and they go up to the front and expect someone to just let them back over in that lane.
Having to explain the same thing more than once.
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
People who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold the door for them.
People who bite their nails.
When people cough in front of you without covering their mouth.
People who quote movies just because they can.
Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
People who don’t put two spaces after a period when they type.
When people don't flush the toilet.
Broken spines on paperback books.
Restaurants that give you rolls, but never enough butter to go with them.
A well done steak or burger when it was ordered "rare"
When people that say that they read something at a certain site but don't add the link.
People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.
When I'm having a coversation with someone, & I'm in the middle of telling a story and some rude idiot comes walking up and starts a conversation with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm not even there!
People that wait until the last minute.
Incorrect use of apostrophe's.
Parents who plead with toddlers.
People that burp loudly in public.
People who text during a movie.
When it's raining and you turn your car off before you turn the wipers off, and they stop in the middle of the windshield, so you turn the car back on, the wipers off, and then the car off.
Chewing gum on the sidewalk.
Free offer that always have a catch.
When someone tries to talk to you when you have headphones on.
People who respond to my emails but don't include the text of the previous email in their email.
Men who refer to their wife as ” the wife”- a wife is not an object.
When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee cups.
How commercialized the holidays are.
People who pick their teeth in public.
Snorting when you laugh.
Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are)
People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves.
People who make small talk with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them.
Stores with TV monitors at the checkouts that play commercials.
Spit flying out of people's mouth by accident.
TV shows and commercials ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you into thinking the sound is coming from your house.
I hate when restaurant staff starts clearing dishes away when not everyone has finished eating -- leaving the one person at a table of four to feel bad they haven't finished yet.
People who can't seem to understand that " red eyes" are possible to remove in photos.
Improper use of the word ironic
Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.
People who scrape their fork around the plate.
Eating in bed and leaving crumbs
People who call but don't leave a message.
Wasting food, like when a person takes a full plateful of food and then eat two bites.
People who don't vote and then complain about the results.
People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom.
When you're wearing a hat, after a while it feels like it's not there. When you take it off, it feels like it's still there.
Famous people name their kids strange names.
People who say, "Goddamnit" or "Jesus Christ" when they're angry.
Characters in movies always order food then end up leaving the table long before the food could be served.
Characters that have just met each other in movies arrange dates without exchanging any contact or meet information.
How people merging onto a highway or interstate always fail to reach a merging speed and cause havoc.
People who don’t know or don’t care that they have NO tail lights working, at all.
Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for miles as if you’re driving to slow, them knowing you’re not going to speed up, because there is a cop behind them!
Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no emergency. No one else is allowed to.
Tables at restuarants that are next to or in the direct line of view of the restrooms. I don't want to look at and think about people going to the bathroom while I eat.
People, when asked how they are doing, say “good” when they should use “well”.